The Funniest Fishing Jokes With the Rubbish Ones Removed

Why did the fish blush? Because he saw the boat’s bottom!
Don't worry, they're not all that bad. But this is where you'll find our selection of the world's funniest fishing jokes - from one liners to cartoons and the occasional comedy sketch or hilarious fishing video.
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Fishing one-liners

Fishing joke

What is an eel’s favorite dance? The conger Two parrots sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other: “Can you smell fish?” What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh Why didn’t the prawn share his toys? He was a little shellfish What fish is a serial killer? Jack […]

Wife fishing jokes

Bride and groom fishing

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him. The girl said, “No way!” and the man lived happily ever after and went fishing a lot and hunted and played golf and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

Two blokes are fishing together, enjoying the peace…